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Do not read the next sentence. You little rebel, that`s why I like you.
Putting vodka in my juice, because it`s Russia somewhere.
I`ll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
We have those sticky traps all around the house and I just found one moved clear across the room with all sorts of hair on it....so if anyone see`s a BALD mouse running around, it belongs to me
Thou shall not promote Christmas until after Thanksgiving.
Don`t hide your feelings. Hide the evidence.
There is no angry way to say `bubbles.`
My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
Does anyone have a good recipe for homemade gasoline?
Famous words from Fergie... "Boom Boom Pow!" Happy 4th of July!!
If those Febreeze commercials with rooms filled with stinking, rotting garbage convince you to buy their product. Here`s a heads up for you........ You need to clean your freaking house!!!
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
I have good taste, I just don`t have the money to prove it.
What do horses eat? Hay. What do gay horses eat? Haaaayyyy!
I`m at the point in my life where "friend with benefits" just means a person who gives me their Bed Bath & Beyond coupons.