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Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
“Let me rephrase this question so I can get pissed off at you all over again.” - WOMEN
For all those girls that say `all guys are the same` ... Who told you to try them all? Hoe.
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
How can we call ourselves "evolved" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today.
with great power...comes great electric bill...
I think it`s really strange how some people talk to their animals, give them personalities and make up voices for them. My dog, Benjamin, agrees with me.
I am used but in good condition.
Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Putting your finger on someone`s lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word" is super-romantic. But the cops didn`t think so.
Excellent Group Ice Breaker: Do you think sailors feel pressured to swear?
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
Me and my recliner...we go way back.