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I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
If my sarcasm confuses you it`s because you`re stupid.
I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.
I found $40 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy dart guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, dart guns and candy".
I don`t know who you are, but if you don`t stop sending me phone books, I will find you.....and I will smack you with it
People with the loudest car audio systems usually have the worst taste in music.
I`m old enough to remember when apparently the worst thing life could hand you was lemons.
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!
How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both.
I`m a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It’s not like a murderer will come in thinking “I’m gonna ki..-ahhh. Damn, he’s under a blanket.”
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. :)
Crazy is not a destination, it is a way of life.