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I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?
Time is precious ... waste it wisely!
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
The only complaint I have about being married is being married.
Have you ever noticed how people who play candy crush are always saying they need a life?
I wish I could match my dog`s excitement to go outside.
Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won`t understand how many calories are in it.
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
Found a note on my door today that said ”You’re Awesome!” ... Yes, I wrote it yesturday. But still, the truth is the truth.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.
I don`t use cocaine, I just like the way it smells.