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Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don`t know what you`re missing.
Sometimes, late at night in the market..i switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
My kids refuses to play with the Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage, & a little bit of milk...they can keep a girl`s stomach full for 9 months.
If you don’t feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend… you’re not doing it right.
It`s shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.
Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!
my boss told me to start the presentation with a joke,so I showed my payslip.
Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets???
I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?
Whenever I receive a text saying bahaha, I like to believe you are a sheep on drugs.
Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you`ve done with the place.
I bet the Fantastic 4 were just pretending to have a girl in the group. "Uh yeah she`s just invisible right now. She`s totally real though."