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Taco Bell is donating burritos to feed firefighters in Colorado. Talk about putting gas on the fire,
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when your finished.
Somewhere someone`s therapist knows you.
“Hangover” makes it sounds like it’s all done now. I’d like to propose the term “hanghappening”.
I`m sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew..
I never care whether or not my glass is half full or half empty... cause I drink straight from the bottle!
Whenever I read: "Do not exceed recommended dose" I always think, "Challenge accepted!"
Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had.
The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
Nothing says "I love you" like my cat aggressively bathing itself immediately after I pet her.
I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
Don`t Follow Me, I`m Lost Too