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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
From this point on, all postings of pictures of waffles will be considered a personal invitation.
You know it`s good advice, when your still confused afterwards.
Next time one of your friends leave their Facebook open, randomly pick one of their friends and like all 973 of their photos.
If I had known "cuties" were little oranges when my wife asked me to "bring a few home," I could have avoided these awkward introductions.
Today was about as much fun as a warm toilet seat in a public restroom!
Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!
One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
My life is loosely based on a true story.
This year’s box-office revenue is down 20 percent from last summer. I’m not sure why that is, but I`ll bet you there’s a documentary on Netflix about it.
Don`t refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your `team of writers`
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
Don`t you hate it when you`re typing something and you`re thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were boobies.
Iam not as THINK as you DRUNK iam!!
I keep my land line so I can find my cell phone.