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So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it`s time to eat again.
According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
It`s not everyday you find a $50 bill in your pocket, I didn`t, but like I said it`s not everyday..
If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
I worry about what my rubber ducky thinks about me when I`m naked 0.0
Why don’t television shows say, “You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?”
You can tell yourself that Sesame Street is educational but Cookie Monster has lived there for like 40 years and still can`t conjugate verbs.
would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
I think I speak for everyone when I say we hate being spoken for.
Constantly losing socks in the laundry but finding change. So logically there has to be a sock fairy.
I’m not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.
The race to get Dad a Christmas present usually ends in a tie.
The plans I make after work are in direct proportion to how much charge I have left in my phone battery.
If you fall, I`ll be there - Floor