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If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I`d have to pick: My girlfriend.
I’m not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.
I drank an energy drink so if anyone needs help packing, pushing your car to a gas station or shaking the leaves off a tree
I can`t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems....I`d be successful and happy by now if it wasn`t for them!!!!
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what’s going on and there’s a lot of wine drinking.
Cats have been named the #1 pet held hostage by lonely women.
Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last movie you watched.
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me...We all know it`s never gonna happen
Don’t jump to confusions.
Amnesia sounds so relaxing.
I just encountered a spider bigger than my desire to be the man of the house.
I`m going crazy! Get in, you`re riding shotgun!
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?
Whenever I receive a text saying bahaha, I like to believe you are a sheep on drugs.