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Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
Lots of people waiting in lines today. Did a new iPhone just come out?
According to cannibals it only takes one vegetarian to make vegetarian chili.
Texting totally changes your perception of how long stoplights are.
You know what tastes better than one taco? Two tacos!
I stamp my hand on Saturday morning so it looks like I went out on Friday night.
If you have a mirror handy, kindly gaze into it and you will find your problem
Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
I`m angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday
Note to self: Thanks for always being there.
Sometimes, when I "like" your post, it`s because my touchscreen is too sensitive and I only meant to scroll by your ass. Sometimes. ;)
Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
Smelling another person should be a choice.