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A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
Must you really ask why I have my selfie on top of my Christmas tree?
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange.
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
You`re never too old to learn stupid sh!t
The worst time to need sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee is when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
My co workers put cookies on my desk, like they`re leaving a sacrifice for an angry god.
If I was stuck on a desert island with only one record, I would want it to be the record for being able to swim the farthest.
I was doing laundry today and accidentally left out a very large fart. 4 people turned around. For a minute, I thought I was on "The Voice".
Word to the wise - make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an a$$hole.
My posts come from a dark place.. I haven`t paid my light bill in 3 months.
Apparently people don`t like it when you lick your thumb and wipe all that black dirt off their forehead.