Daily Silly Status

Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?

I’ve had no formal martial arts training, but I know for a fact the Power Rangers are wasting too much energy on unnecessary summersaults

take me drunk i`m home

Have you ever woke up pissed at someone because of something they did in your dream?

If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren`t there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?

Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: `last warning, you have a week to get the money together.`

Single ladies, stop saying you should just give up & get a cat , if no man wants you , don`t force an innocent cat to live with you..

I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice

Today is opposite day. Wait...if today is opposite day and I say that it is opposite day that means today isn`t opposite day. If it isn`t opposite day then how cAn I say today is opposite dAy? I`m so confused -.-

If my cats have taught me anything, its how to ignore people.

If you`re feeling powerless just remember a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.

My bed is half full - Lonely optimist.

Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.

At this point I`m just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.

all joking aside, think how many babies might be created tonight on valentines day