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This liquid diet crap is a scam. I`ve been drinking beer since last Tuesday and I`m still fat.
They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
Sad Fact- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.
The worst job to have right about now would be that of a realtor in Ferguson.
This patience thing takes forever.
Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
you know what`s funny? Obviously neither do I or I would have posted it.
Last person to like this wins a prize.
Dear ladies, Not trying to impress you or anything, but I make my own sandwiches.
I`m one of the nicest a$$holes you could ever hope to meet.
Me in a shopping mall: "I like that stuff" *looks at pricetag* "i don`t like it anymore"
Being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible
FUN FACT: If you take all of the marshmellows out of a box of Lucky Chrams, you`ll have a bag of Purina Cat Chow
It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.
Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just set the hay on fire.