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The high cost of livin ain`t nothin like the cost of livin high
If you see me smiling it`s because I`m thinking of doing something evil or naughty ... If you see me laughing it`s because I`ve already done it
Call me crazy, but I don`t think I really need to be in this mental institution.
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
There’s really no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
I would like to be a Disney Princess...You know, where I have random animals showing up to help with the housework!
Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.
There`s a word for people like you and that word is "leave."
I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
Pork is awesome, but it`s best when used as a verb.
I wouldn`t say I "missed" your call.
There is no better sunscreen than sitting in a bar.
A guy had his whole left side torn off, the doctor said he`s all right.
According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.