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If a man speaks at sea where no women can hear, is he still wrong?
you know....I must be drop dead sexy because....cashiers are always checking me out….
Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, "dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I`m just a sh!thead."
When pornstars get up to speak in front of a large group, do they picture people with their clothes on?
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
I was an adult once. Then I opened a Facebook account.
A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.
Just been wondering what "please Do Not Touch" would be in Braille
75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it
You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...
I`m no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose "baby weight" is to have the baby.
Adam didn`t take any crap from Eve. He wore the plants in that relationship
Of course China is dominating the olympics, they probably made all of the equipment.
dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
When ever I think about the past...It brings back so many memories