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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know what we haven’t thought of in a while?” Monsters.
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
I’m old enough to know what’s bad for me and young enough to do it.
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
Can you imagine how sexy I`d be if I ate right and took care of my body... I`m not going to, but can you imagine
Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
Don`t you just love it when you see someone who is photogenic, looks perfect in every picture but then when you see them in person you`re like EURGH God Damn! What happened to you in the last 24h!
You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
I bought 2 fish and named one, “one” and the other “two”, so when “one” dies I will still have “two”.
They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
I want to live in a world where it’s never too late for breakfast food and never too early for pizza.
People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.