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I just can`t help it ... Sarcastic bitch is built-in.
Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
Fun things to do in Walmart: Take the ``try me`` stickers off of the toys & place them on condom boxes.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
Recipes sound good until you realize that you don`t have $846 worth of spices in your house.
Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." ... Shouldn`t there be an "is" in there somewhere?
I learn something new every day that I didn`t want to know.
Tired of those Political Ads on television?...... You may be entitled to compensation.
My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what! Who wants to be in a hurry?!?
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
You win some, you lose some...unless you`re me, then you win them all.
Of course China is dominating the olympics, they probably made all of the equipment.