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Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
I just can’t stop thinking of all the people who signed my yearbooks that I have let down by failing to “stay cool”
Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?
I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier.....must be going through a tough period in her life....
Dude, I can`t post AND know when the light turns green. I`m pretty, not magical.
Mondays aren`t so bad... it`s my job that sucks.
Subway is the only place I can walk in and ask for a 12 inch Italian and not feel like a slut.
I have never walked toward the exit of a supermarket without nervously wondering if I`ve stolen something.
You`re the kind of friend I text when I`m pooping and need something to do.
How do some people manage to sit on it and talk out of it at the same time?
I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor.
If you aren`t sure if you like someone, here`s a test: imagine they`re dead. Now, was it an accident or did you murder them?
Don’t be scared of making changes. Be scared of living the same shitty life because you didn’t change. And spiders. Be scared of them too.
Leaving a watermelon on someone’s doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.