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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
The term "bath toys" has a whole new meaning when you`re an adult
You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy.
I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take?
Every morning I check my girlfriends horoscope to see what kind of day I`m going to have.
the ulitmate moment is when your identical twin says your ugly
I once wrestled an anaconda for 4 straight hours... Then I realized I was just masturbating.
I’m tired of chasing my dreams, I`m just going to ask them where their going and meet them there later.
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
I just ran a .003048K
When ever I think about the past...It brings back so many memories
I licked some of the frosting, but then I just ate the whole cake. No evidence. Problem solved.
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.