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Smooth move.........ExLax
How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses
I’m just going to put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids.
Show me, on this cat calendar, how long it`s been since you`ve had a date?
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah...kids are stupid.
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos.
It`s damn funny when a wife think`s she`s punishing her husband by not talking to him for days..
80% of my status updates are BS, 15% are bologna and 5% are 100% straight from the heart.
Put your gossiping skills to the test, go write a novel...
You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
We can land a rover on an asteroid, but they can`t make a can of shaving cream that doesn`t spill 1/10th of it`s contents after every use.
I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses. You know who you are...