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Smelling another person should be a choice. Just sayin’
Haters are my motivators(:
Dang I didn`t make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row
My panic room is a walk-in beer cooler at the liquor store.
I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.
I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn`t a "Hell no!" button.
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
And yet another year goes by with People magazine failing to recognize my beauty.
oh look at the time, it`s time to not care
I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn’t even eat them?
After I die, there are some people I’m going to haunt the sh!t out of.
thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
I’m watching this show on stalkers, still haven’t seen any of you yet.