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Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
They say love is in every corner... my life must be a f*cking circle!
Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car that says "I know what you did".
All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents to Avoid
"what doesnt kill u makes u smaller" -mario Lol
I`m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off a bunch of sh!t all at the same time.
Not having any friends means I`m always the pretty one.
Don`t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I`ve changed since then.
lifes like a box of chocolates, never know whatcha gonna get (:
Instead of `What`s on your mind?` Facebook should say `Just relax on the couch and tell me all about your problems. Don`t worry, nobody will know`..
24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
Hi you`ve reached my voicemail,,, Please leave your name, number and a damn good reason why this conversation couldn`t be done over text
Some life lessons are so profound; you only need to do them one time. Putting Icy Hot on my balls, for example …
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead. It`s pain only for others. It`s the same thing when you are stupid.
Wal-Mart: Because going to Target requires a shower.