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Talked to someone in person today....what a pain in the a$$ that was!
My neighbor thinks I`m crazy and that I`ve been stalking her. well at least that`s what her diary says.
When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
Sex, do it for the kids.
Sometimes I feel like people I know are just using me for my likes.
Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.
A new day : the possibilities, endless. the funds, insufficient.
Why can`t life be as easy as I am?
I`m so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn`t think it would go THIS far..... sorry
People say 60 is the new 40 but the cop who just pulled me over doesn`t agree.
I have decided to follow my dreams.....starting with that one where I am naked at work.
"I can`t wait for New Years to be over!" -my liver
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.