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Damn it. I missed the number of the day on Sesame Street and now I don`t know how many pills to take.
I have off-road rage, too
"..::. :.:.. ::...: .:. :.:: ::.: ..::. :: ::.:..." - Stevie Wonder-
Cool things about being a turtle: 1. Born with a free house attached to you 2. Super chill 3. Could potentially mutate into a ninja
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn`t made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
I like candle lit dinners, romantic walks on the beach, and hardcore pornography.
I don`t post a lot of personal statuses - but when I do it`s all about you ..
Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn`t move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape
Girl scout cookies suck! I ate like 20 boxes of thin mints and I`m not any thinner.
Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?
I say No to drugs but they... won`t listen.
All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that they all tote around different amounts of sand.