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"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
I wish I lived in a glass house, those people seem to have a lot of fun...
Christmas is just like any other day in the workplace, you work your butt off and the fat guy with a suit gets all the credit.
Yes, bitches be trippin’ but maybe I pushed one.
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key
My favorite iOS7 feature is how it distracts me from the fact that I`m wasting my life poking a glass screen.
Until today, I thought American Horror Story was a book about marriage.
Let me be honest, I dont even walk a mile in my own shoes.
Things that don`t kill spiders: 1: furniture polish 2: Febreze 3: butter 4: screaming
My bed and I are in a good relationship, and my alarm clock is so0o jealous...
I`d like to thank the bars for being there for me.
Sometimes, I question my sanity ... Sometimes, it replies
Dear Lord, Thanks for making me funny. Especially since you didn`t give me much else to work with.
Hey, people who don`t drive *exactly* like I do. Get off the road!