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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
It`s Thanksgiving. Don`t forget to set your scale back 25 lbs
I do not have commitment issues... I`ve been buying the same brand of vodka for 8 years!
Stall Cleaning service, Satisfaction guaranteed or 100% or you manure back!
Some people say having a child is the best experience in the world. These people obviously never had 2 thing fall from a vending machine at once.
When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard. My second thought is virgin wizard.
Did you know: Your life expectancy decreases every time you ... PISS ME OFF
That awkward moment when you open a fortune cookie and all you get is some vague, cryptic statement that`s not even a fortune.
Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?
Whatever Mom, IF THAT`S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!
I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her.
The most frustrating thing about watching Nascar is that they never signal
It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
Some life lessons are so profound; you only need to do them one time. Putting Icy Hot on my balls, for example …
I`d say go to hell, but I don`t want to see you again.