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I wanna see Mythbusters do the bible.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
Most people decide to have scramble eggs immediately after thinking: "I`ll just flip this omelette"
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
Some Facebook friends are like ghost you dont see them but you know their there
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me " maybe life isn`t for everyone"
Darn right I’m good in bed. ...I can sleep for days.
Sometimes i wish i was an octopus, so i can slap eight people @ once!
I see you’re playing stupid. Looks like you’re winning too.
Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
My doctor recommended I increase the amount of Greens in my diet...so I started drinking more Rolling Rock.
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.
I wonder what the inventor of the drawing board said when his first design didn’t work out.