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is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
I`ve been knocking for ten minutes. Don`t people answer their bathroom windows anymore?
You know how people dread going to the dentist? I feel that way about getting out of bed.
Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
Yikes. don`t google "cream pies", google "cream pie recipes"
It`s not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
I like to log into facebook and leave a status just to show I`m here. Or am I?
I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
I`m going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is.
We have so much in common. You want to travel and I want you to go.
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
I hate it when people dont know the differece between Ur and U`r
I can eat a piece of pie without a plate or a fork what else should I write on this dating site profile?
When I`m bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus.