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Consumer confidence is at an all time high, and so am I.
Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
Sure, I can speak Spanish... "Margarita!"
Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn`t think of this.
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
Your things are terrific.
Facebook made billions by saying “Hey, remember that kid you haven’t seen since the third grade? He’s a parent who hates Obama now.”
When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
"Well, now I see how you came up with the word `Microsoft`." -Melinda Gates (on their wedding night)
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
When girls flash its called, "girls gone wild" when men flash its call ... "America`s most wanted"
Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.
I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.
I believe in living every day like it`s my last day, and on my last day, I plan to take it easy.