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It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
More often than not, the excitement of a Facebook friend request dies upon discovering who it is.
I`m pretty sure whoever coined the phrase " rise and shine", doesn`t do it anymore.
How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: Which one? You: ME. You: BYEEEE
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
To the 84yo woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, sup baby ;)
If my father taught me one thing, it was probably how to take both hands off the wheel to sarcastically applaud people in traffic.
We all need that special person in our lives that makes it worth while to shave our pubes.
Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you`re not being arrested?
I don’t need your attitude. The voices in my head are enough
Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
*during sex,I suddenly stop moving* Her: What are you doing? Me: SHHHHH It`s ok...I saw this on Pornhub, It`s called Buffering!
Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
Where is the button to restart summer?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong...and a Tax is a fine for doing well