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Hendrix didn`t need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
On a scale from 0 to insane, I`m Batman!
Some of the nicest women you`ll meet on Facebook are men.
My spouse thinks I`m crazy. But I`m not the one who married me.
I`ve heard of women that aren`t crazy ... but I`ve also heard of unicorns, so whatever...
I`m not mental, other wise the rubber duckies would have told me by now...
I wish these people who sing songs on the radio would learn the words to the song, they keep messing me up!!
Holy sh*t! Did you guys know Facebook has a "sign out" button?
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead!
I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
50% of people believe sex is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are men.
A murderer was about to be put to death in the electric chair. "Do you have any last requests?" asked the chaplain. "One," he replied. "Will you hold my hand?"
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.
Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.
is ready to have one too many!