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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but look at you go...
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
To whoever finds the $20 I dropped last night: spend it on alcohol. It`s what I would have wanted.
Pizza will never tell you to apologize to your mother in law
My life is just one long improvisation.
You`ve been on more hotel pillows then chocolate mints.
I`m combining Easter and April Fools day this year - I`m sending the kids out to look for eggs I haven`t hidden.
If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.
If your single and you know it…Pet your cat!
I think my “check engine” light has finally burned out. So that’s good.
I just changed my relationship status from “left hand” to “right hand”…
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.