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Please ignore this post, I`m pretending to be adding a coworker`s phone number.
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf
HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
If a cannibal is late to dinner do they give him the cold shoulder?
Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?
If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail…
I ran into my ex the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
Anyone who wastes my time is a clocksucker.
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
If you can`t handle your alcohol I would gladly help you out
Secret Web Cam Test: Please nod your head yes if you can read this.
New favorite term: Multislacking. It’s nice to find a name for something you’re good at.
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently the other 2 become immortal.