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Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
I heard an ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" But then, I can`t drive a bus..
There is no such thing as a stupid question, but there are such things as stupid people who ask questions.
60% of women fake orgasm.. 100% of men don`t give a sh*t about it..
If you`re not procrastinating just a little, you`re not doing Saturday right.
They say women only use 10% of their anger
Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
MY 8 YEAR OLD: "Walrus testicles are called walnuts."
My kids are giving all the people on this airplane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
Whoever said you can`t "like" your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So incase you were wondering. ...41, guys,...that`s the limit.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If you can`t say something nice about someone, you probably know the same people I do.
Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.