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Sometimes I`m completely inconsiderate to other peoples feelings. And other times I`m asleep.
My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
Just once I’d like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
One day I will solve all problems with grace & maturity. Today is not that day...
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions just reaffirms how unoriginal all my problems are.
There would be a lot less people willing to run for public office if the losers were required to pick up all the lawn signs afterwards.
Does this couch I`m laying on make me look unmotivated?
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
Gluten free. Dairy free. Fat Free. I love the wine diet!
I hope common sense is the next cool trend.
I`ve spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can`t find his nuggets.
One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized.
I don´t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.