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If a man speaks at sea where no women can hear, is he still wrong?
Please don`t hastag out loud...
I don´t like to think of myself as "Special"... I think I would call me a limited edition.
I never forget a breast, I mean face. I never forget a face.
I tried stuff once. It was horrible.
The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed.
Paint thinner? I call bullsh!t. I been painting myself with it all week and I`m still fat.
I grew up for this?
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I`m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, You`re never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
Magician: Now I will cut the woman in half. Me: Why turn one problem into two?
I could be a morning person....if morning happened around noon.
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.
I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like.