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I don’t think it’s a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same.
that awkard moment when someone`s laugh is actually funnier than the joke
I always stop to help women broke down. I don`t know sh!t about cars, but I do know how a good porno starts off!
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
It`s all fun and games until the cops show up.
When we give each other a thumbs up, it`s our way of mocking every other animal on earth.
I fail to understand the ‘good’ part of ‘good morning’
Exercise makes you look better naked. Alcohol does the same, you pick..
I`m the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone "I`m ok, I`m ok"
he who laughs last thinks slow
I`m a little stumped by this beer to pee volume ratio.
She deleted and blocked me so I guess you can say we`re taking it slow now.
My best stories always end with the words ... "and then I got the hell out of there."
Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they "boldly go where no one has gone before" they always end up meeting someone?
My girlfriend says I need to grow up. I think she`s just angry I didn`t give her the password to my pillow fort.