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If your Facebook post requires me to hit “continue…” get a diary.
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
Why does this membership application to the YMCA not have "The Village People" as an option for "How did you hear about us?"
I don’t want to go to work. There are people there.
I`m lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.
Cool thing about winter is after grocery shopping your car can double as your refrigerator.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song, and the artist gets it wrong.
I guess I`m somewhat of a big deal, I tell people about my accomplishments and they say "big Deal
Its amazing how many people respond to "Hey Dumba$$!"
I’m not sure why, but to me Cheerios sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals.
Don’t believe everything you think.
Would the 2 Sonic dudes just get it over with and kiss already
I never want to go to sleep less than I do at bed time.
I`m not naughty ... I`m mischievously creative