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If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs.
I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you`re the worst employee at a toy factory
Can I have a free unlimited day trial of being attractive?
Drake isn`t even a rapper anymore. He`s an emotion, like "how are you doing today?" "idk im feeling kinda drake though"
"This isn`t my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
How can there be more horses asses than there are horses?
PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord, BRB - Burn Religious Books, TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi
When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a bastard.
No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn`t figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn`t her grandmother.