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Everything you paid $50,000 to learn in college is now on the Internet for free.
Today is one of those “yeah, I’m not getting anything done” kind of days.
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone
Now that Microsoft`s Steve Ballmer has bought the Clippers, I wonder if he will release a new version every few years that we all hate.
I`m allergic to gluten free diets.
Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
One man`s girlfriend is another man`s password.
The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.
Ladies: Sometimes you just need to throw your arms up in the air and say, "Tie me up"
Just changed my wireless network name in my apartment to "I can hear you having sex through the ceiling and it sounds mediocre."
I got caught peeing in the swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted so loud I almost fell in.
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away.
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about