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I`ll be taking my time and yours,, thank you....... -- all 80 yr. old drivers
If I told you I loved you, would you believe me or just stand there freaking out about me being in your closet?
Nothing says "I dont take you seriously" like your dog wagging his tail when you`re yelling at him.
I can`t believe I was late for work tomorrow..
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
Just wrote ‘You have no new messages’ on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and threw it far out to sea.
There`s no way to gracefully remove a jacket while wearing a seatbelt...
Id explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.
i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Taken names of employees from various stores and calling in sick for them, just to make it feel like I have a job. . .
No thank you, I don`t need a coaster. I won`t be putting my drink down.