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Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?
you know why maths is unhappy? because it got so many problems.
The recipe I am making says to chill for 30 minutes so I`m sitting back and having a margarita!
When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he`s homeless or just tired from breakdancing.
why would you go outside? that`s where bugs live
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Walmart
I like superheroes but I`d rather hang out with the villains.
Who called them expiration dates instead of spoiler alerts
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
*during sex,I suddenly stop moving* Her: What are you doing? Me: SHHHHH It`s ok...I saw this on Pornhub, It`s called Buffering!
Greeting all the Single People a very Happy Independence Day!!
It`s 2013. With all the hormones in food and advances in medical technology, why are there still girls with less than C cup boobs?
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.