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Just curious, when pirates use text, IM or twitter, do they used emoticons` like .) .P .D or .( or do they try to fool us by using the two eyed ones?
Ok but how old is your child in minutes?
How many "zero likes" do you have to get on Facebook before you realize nobody gives a crap about you
The best way to scare a man is to use the urinal stall next to him. This works exceptionally well if you are a woman.
Im not sure Im comfortable with the fact that there is now a bunch of people in white coats furiously scribbling notes behind a big glass window while im talking to my therapist. Im suppose to just "ignore" them.
Why can`t my coworkers just play on the Internet like normal people instead of trying to engage me in conversation.
I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
I used to wonder what it was like to read people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account and I got over it.
Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
Personally, I think failure should be an option
Hey Pringles, it`s time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn`t exactly thin-wristed.
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish ... I`m not even high.
Cocaine dealers are always trying to stick their business in other people`s noses.
Apparently the ``All you can eat buffet`` isn`t a challenge ...
My motto for the night ... drink till I no longer think :)