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WARNING:: going to bed on Sunday will cause Monday.
Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
If your girlfriend claims to never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to "single" and wait 5 minutes.
Reminiscing isn’t as fun as it used to be.
Know the rules well so you can break them effectively.
The problem with working from home is the absence of sexual harassment.
"Why do you hate me"? I say as I attempt to hold my cat like a baby
I don`t know if getting everything I want would make me happy, but the opposite is not working at all.
My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
And all this time I thought a chickpea was when women went to the bathroom in groups.
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching.
Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I’m not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore.