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Pepsi and Coke can`t even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.
School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes
Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.
ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
When I become president I will make Monday a part of the weekend.
For once I`d like to see "It`s been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more North.
Strangers are like birds. If you run at them screaming and waving your arms they will run away.
My dog reminds me of my ex. She doesn`t pull her weight financially and she`s scared of the vacuum.
Legally, it`s questionable .. Morally, it`s disgusting .. Personally, I love it. ;)
Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
DAMN IT!!!!! I just ripped the tag off one of my Beanie Babies! Now it`s worthless!!
Im out like a fat kid playing dodge ball
I`d like to give you a big thumb`s-up. But I`m afraid that would be the wrong finger.
If it doesn’t involve food or sleep, I’m probably not interested.