Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
Unless its inappropriately, don`t f*cking touch me.
Don`t worry about the grass on the other side. It`s not your grass.
There are times, when I actually am hungry like the wolf. But thanks to Duran Duran I can`t tell anyone without sound like a complete f*cking idiot
If "The Breakfast Club" was made today, it would be a silent film about five kids staring at their phone
Despite being a pain in the a$$, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table.
Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
For the record "Wanna do it?" is not foreplay....
I am not retreating! I am advancing in a different direction!
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....
The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.