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Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
When riding in an elevator, be sure to push all the buttons. Your fellow riders will appreciate the fact that you thought of everyone.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
It`s crazy that your brain can calculate where to put your hand to catch a 98 mph fastball... But won`t keep your mouth shut when a woman is angry
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
I`m the kind of crazy you weren`t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
Here`s a list of the things I have to look forward to today: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Drinking after work
My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a f*cking b!tch all the time.
I need medical attention, but I will settle for just regular attention.
Parts of my body are turning 50 Shades of Gray
Relationship status: Just got screamed at for peeling the carrots wrong.
My anger management class pisses me off
All of my plans for the future start out with “when I get rich”
Redneck`s famous last words: "Is that enough duck tape?"