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Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?
WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
Call me faithless, but I just can`t believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower.
My friend told me that bigamy was having one wife to many. I thought that was called monogamy.
North West? Im confused i thought Kim Kardashian gave birth to a child not a compass
Don`t worry about old age, it doesn`t last that long.
Don`t ask me stupid questions and I won`t hurt your stupid feelings.
Warning: I just get weirder.
If it doesn’t make you afraid to go to the bathroom the next day, it’s not really hot sauce.
Good Morning: You, my friends are the reason I wake up every morning ? LOL JK, I have to pee.
For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
Paying a homeless man to pee on your ex`s windshield, is just about the most fun you can have with 5 bucks.
going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug