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Sex is great, but.....Have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?!?!
"They Dared Me To" should be a legitimate excuse in a Court of Law.
They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
Being skinny might be nice, but having pizza is nicer.
God is creative... I mean look at me??
I have enough leftover Halloween candy to get me to leftover Valentine`s Day candy time.
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
sex is like a joke, some get it some don`t.....
It’s like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
I am so clever sometimes I don`t even understand what I`m saying.
facebooked yo mama!!!
Wanted a nap but had trouble getting to sleep. So I put on Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. Now 13 hours later, I`m well rested.
My life coach just informed me that I didnt make the team
I can`t wait to miss the upcoming season of American Idol.
Sorry I hung up on you, I didn`t mean to answer the call.