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I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
my ex girlfriends started they`re own website they call it two faced book...
No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
Sometimes I wish I wasn`t rich and handsome and delusional.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She is nine-seven now, and we don`t know where they hell she is.
My Living Will says it`s okay to pull the plug on me, but I`d like them to at least try jiggling it a few times first.
Saying “do I smell popcorn ” right after you fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
Don`t trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza....
My favorite holiday spirit is poured over ice.
I`m convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can`t be bought.
It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.