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It`s not so much that I wanted to drink the whole bottle of wine, I just couldn`t figure out how to get the cork back in it.
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
What`s the difference between "Ooooo" and "Ahhh"? About 3 inches.
I`m not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate.
Don`t believe everything you think.
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
"2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
His idea of cleanliness is sweeping the room with a glance.
Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don`t want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
Cake and pie can’t compete. If you put candles in a cake it’s birthday cake. Put candles in a pie and someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
According to my current parking spot, I`m Chief of Police.
Google maps should have a “Scenic!” route option for when we’re not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn`t apply to technology?