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I downloaded this app called "Hide & Go Seek". Ever since then I cant find my damn phone.
I wish I could talk to donkeys so I could be known as the ass whisperer.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop and where to spend it
When I grow up I´d like to be a "Retired Lottery Winner."
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
Just took a "Try Me" sticker off one of the plush toys at Wal-Mart and stuck it on a condom box.
Just once would I like to see the "Phone a Friend" lifeline on Millionaire go straight to voicemail.
Today’s Horoscope: You’re gullible
i just caught a disease so rare that even i dont have it .
I`m beginning to think that my destiny in life is just to be a bad example that other people can learn from.
My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
I hate being bi-polar. It`s awesome.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
There is no such things as ghosts. I know, I asked Santa Claus