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Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today.......i felt like that bitch was seeing someone else.
If I truly posted what was on my mind ... I´d most likely be in a psychiatric hospital right now.
Iron man is a super hero, Iron woman is a command.
Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.
If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
I`m so bored at work that I`m actually doing my job.
Find someone you`re good at.
Based on commercials, every single car has won car of the year.
I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please adhere to them.
One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
I hate when I accidentally eat everything in sight.
hilarious
That tenth doctor is a selfish idiot, he never recommends anything!
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.